Would you Survive A Horror Movie ?

   

 You know when you watch a horror movie, you can't help    think how stupid everyone is! No wonder they don't survive.    But if you were in a horror movie, do you think you'd make it  out in one piece? Take our quiz and see if you would survive a  horror movie--it's the Horror Movie Quiz!

1. You are home alone and hear a loud noise. What do you do?

   • a Look out the window to check things out. Call my neighbor.
   • b Grab a nearby bat and go outside to check it out.
   • c I think it must be the cat...that animal is getting more action than me right now.
   • d I ignore it, it was probably just the wind.
   • e Nervously yell out, "Is anybody there?!"

2. Your phone is ringing. When you answer, all you hear is heavy breathing. What do you do?

   • a Check caller id or hit *69 to find out who it was.
   • b Yell at the caller and threaten him.
   • c Heaving breathing? "Weird, I've never had a 900 number call ME."
   • d Say, "Hello? Hello? I can hear you breathing!"
   • e Must have been a wrong number. Oh well, perfect time to take a shower!

3. You feel like going for a midnight stroll. Which of these paths do you choose?

   • a A well-lit main street.
   • b The trail that winds through the woods.
   • c The trail that winds through the cemetery.
   • d Along a lonely highway.
   • e Depends, which way to the nearest bar?

4. While on a walk, you suspect someone is following you. What do you do?

   • a Walk to the nearest crowded bar or restaurant.
   • b Turn around and angrily confront your stalker.
   • c Walk in a zig zag and see if he still follows.
   • d Peer over your shoulder while quickening your pace.
   • e Stop and tie your shoes--what? The laces were loose!

5. Do you think horror movies are scary?

   • a Yeah, but I'm not the only girl who gets scared!
   • b Totally, I'm a tough guy, but some movies are freaky.
   • c No, I'm not your average girl. I love horror!
   • d Not at all. Guys like me don't get scared

   
   

6. f you were dared to spend a night in a haunted house with a friend, would you do it?

   • a Yeah! I'm not scared.
   • b Yeah! It's just an old house, I'll be right back.
   • c Only if I get to document it with a shaky hand-held camera.
   • d No...unless you called me "chicken."
   • e No.

7. The killer has you cornered in the kitchen. On the table, you see a few household objects that you could use as a weapon. Which of the following do you grab to defend yourself?

   • a Butcher knife.
   • b Rolling pin.
   • c Cheese grater.
   • d Meat tenderizer.
   • e Whisk.

8. Oh, no! The killer has just burst into the house. Where do you run?

   • a Out of the house any way I can.
   • b The kitchen to grab a weapon.
   • c In place, Scooby-doo style.
   • d Upstairs, to the safety of my room.
   • e The basement, maybe I can hide behind the furnace.

9. The killer is chasing your friends, but you're safely hidden in the closet. What do you do?

   • a Fashion a shank out of a coat hanger and attack!
   • b Make a break for it while the killer is preoccupied...with killing your friends.
   • c Help yourself to your friend's new wool coat. Oooh, Burberry...score!
   • d Sob and rock back and forth until the bad man goes away.

10. You've got your back against a wall, and you're pretty sure the killer is on the other side. What do you do?

    • a Throw something at the back stairs, but run out the front door.
    • b Slowly creep along the wall, lamp in hand, ready to attack.
    • c Creep along the wall, and slowly look around the wall.
    • d Take this moment to mess with the killer's head and taunt his obvious mommy issues.
    • e Breakdown. Slide down the wall a sobbing mess.

    
    

11. You are camping with friends and suddenly you hear rustling in a nearby bush. What do you do?

    • a Immediately pump your rifle and aim it at the bush.
    • b Grab a stick, light it with the campfire and set the bush ablaze.
    • c Crouch down by the bush with a carrot and say, "Come on out cute, harmless bunny!"
    • d Point your flashlight at the bush and walk away slowly.
    • e Run screaming into the woods, arms flailing.

12. You would describe your fighting style as...

    • a Defensive.
    • b Aggressive.
    • c Dramatic.
    • d Non-existent.
    • e I hit like a girl.

13. It is Halloween night and your friends decide it's the perfect night for a seance. What do you do?

    • a Opt-out, you'd rather trick-or-treat.
    • b Say it's lame, but stick around.
    • c Shotgun some beers...because seances are BORING!
    • d Fun! Can I be a medium?
    • e Oh, I'm in, sounds scary!

    
    

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     THE Results

      If all of your answers or mostly of it was A

      Your Result

       I Would Survive a Horror Movie

       Congratulations! You survived! You made it through our maze of horror without getting yourself  killed...though I gotta say, you do look a little worse for the wear. Celebrate and enjoy your victory over            evil! You've won...this time. Just be careful because you may not be so lucky in the sequel

 

    If all of your answers or mostly of it was B

     Your Result

      I'd Get Decapitated in a Horror Movie

       Oh no! Your bravado in the face of danger has...gone to your head. You are brave, and while that might     be a good thing in real life, in a horror movie that just means you are on the front lines--ahead of all the        rest. You'd be one of the first to go, and boy do you go! Oh well, don't feel too bad, chin up...oh          wait...sorry. 

 

     If all of your answers or mostly of it was C

     Your Result

      Zombies Would Eat my Brains in a Horror Movie

       Buddy, what happened? Did you forget you were in a horror movie? There's no time for joking around,      people are dying! You're shooting off one-liners when you should be shooting bullets...into zombies. Too    bad zombies are dead, they might have kept you around for comic relief. Why bother when they can just       eat your juicy braaaaaaains instead.

 

    If all of your answers or mostly of it was D

     Your Result

      I'd Get Stabbed a Horror Movie

      Well darn, you just can't catch a break! You think you're doing the right thing, but you can't help yourself       getting trapped--you fall victim to one horror movie cliche after another. Serves you right to die the most        popular horror movie death--stabbing.

 

		If all of your answers or mostly of it was E Your Result I'd Get Run Over By A Semi While Running Away You die, but not the way you expect. The killer didn't even get to you! In a panic, you ran away and got hit by an oncoming semi. Way to go. It's a shocking death, that's for sure. But one that could have been avoided had you kept your cool!